Text

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

image

pizza doesn’t deliver to my house….

(via tyleroakley)

Source: dutchster
Text

browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

Constructive criticism, How bout I give you some facial reconstruction hm?

(via pitifullypredictable)

Source: browngirlblues
Video

pearswhy:

he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue

(via cptncaboose)

Source: pearswhy
Video

swagmage420:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

abomasnow:

shewpthewewp:

this is the video for reference

he’s breathing so hard

image

image

image

icons for u n the crew

this cant be real

LMAO THE FEDORA IS CLASS AND SWAG IS FOR BOYS YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT!!!! ANYWAYS THATS IT HATERS!!! SEE YA LATER FUCKIN IDIOTS!!!!!!

think you idiots, before you spew out your keyboards that probably aren’t even mechanical. 

(via cptncaboose)

Source: gultch
Photo

unamusedsloth:

Ellie… Look!

I SPIT OUT PERFECTLY GOOD SODA GODDAMN

Source: unamusedsloth
Photo
darkestdee:

wereallalittle-mad:

zazzybuttcheeks:

plur-panda:





aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo


this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday

GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY

2 Million reblogs - WOOHOOOOO - GO GO GO

darkestdee:

wereallalittle-mad:

zazzybuttcheeks:

plur-panda:

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo

this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday

GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY

2 Million reblogs - WOOHOOOOO - GO GO GO

(via darkestdee)

Source: get-on-the-carousel
Chat
  • Meg: "During sex, I like to think about _______"
  • Gavin: "Oooh, is there a card that says 'Gavin' on it?"
Source: coolasknobs
Photo Set
Audio

mamamidnight:

hobo-golden:

I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love TheLivingTombstone.

(via awildjacobappears)

Source: hobo-golden
Video

bobdoom:

lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

This is 100% worth sharing again.  It’s one of my favorite videos of all time.

(via tyleroakley)

Source: lunathepug