- 1 week ago
- 1 week ago
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
So its 3 am and i shouted in a hulk voice “DICK SMASH” and my dog won’t stop barking now
- 2 weeks ago
you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
what really frosts my cookies
(via dazedconfusedhungry)Source: ejacutastic
- 2 weeks ago
“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
thats so fucked
My chemical romance
I THOUGHT I READ A FORMULA FOR MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AND I DIED AND FREAKED AND SCREAMED INTERNALLY LIKE HOLY FUCK I CAN MAKE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THEN I READ IT AND WAS TO INCREDIBLY SAD I WAS ON A 1.5 SECOND ROLLER COASTER RIDE OF EMOTION
(via bluemorpho12)Source: here-there--and--everywhere
- 3 weeks ago
but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you
We (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capable of rational thinking and understanding.
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it.
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them.
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed.
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?
How can you not reblog something like this
(via bluemorpho12)Source: wildcatmary
- 3 weeks ago
Ok, so i’m not trying to get you to pity me, but I felt the need to address this. I’m a size 0-2 (depends on the store), and I weigh less than 100 pounds. I eat what I want, exercise regularly, participate in PE, and my doctors say I am at a healthy weight for my height (i’m barely 5 feet). I constantly get called anorexic behind my back, when in reality I am very healthy. I eat veggies, fruit, protein, all that good stuff. But I also eat cakes, cookies, snickers, candies, ice cream, etc. And no, I do not throw it all up. It’s just the way I am, I was born with this body type. But something I’ve been noticing on Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, and in real life, is that when people are trying to defend and comfort someone more curvy, often times we just insult people who are slim. Sometimes that evolves into stereotyping people who are slim to be anorexic, ugly, and just disgusting. Now, don’t get me wrong, I have absolutely nothing against people with curves. I think everyone is beautiful, but this just pisses me off so much. I mean, I’m starting to feel bad about being slim! What I want everyone reading this to remember is that
- not all slim people have an eating disorder
- never insult another group of people to defend another
- except all body types
- there is such a thing as skinny shaming, and it needs to stop
for further reading on this topic: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dana-oliver/skinny-shaming_b_3506313.html#slide=1597436
MOTHERFUCKING THANK YOU
WEIGHT SHAMING CAN GO BOTH WAYS
Things that does not have a “special size”:
- Eating disorder
THANK YOU! don’t try to force me to eat. don’t use a mental disorder as an insult. is it so hard to not even be a good human being, but to be a civil one?
(via dazedconfusedhungry)Source: sweetteaand
- 1 month ago
- 2 months ago
A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house
WHY DID MY FAMILY NEVER THINKK OF THIS??? MY MOM WOULD SAY WHOEVER FOUND HIM WOULD GET EXTRA DESSERT AND IT WAS LIKE WORLD WAR 3 BETWEEN ME AND MY SISTER HOLY SHIT THIS IS BRILLIANT
(via oleblacknblueeyes)Source: awwww-cute